The story of Buzzard and Betty Wall, two dreamers who live in a desert trailer and envision a better life in Hawaii. Buzzard hopes to find his fortune with his invention "CAMMO," a sunscreen product with an SPF of over 150. When Buzz's brother, Turk, escapes from prison and kidnaps Betty, Buzz has to face reality and pursue his evil brother. After an adventure encountering praying grandmothers, a sexual temptress, gang members, banditos and visits from King Kamehameha the Great, Buzz finally confronts his brother, reunites with his wife and finds happiness under the hula moon.