P Tinto's Miracle
Over the generations, the long line of the P. Tinto's have been known for two things: raising huge families and producing communion wafers for the Catholic Church. But when P Tinto marries his childhood sweetheart, all the praying for a baby in the world cannot make up for the innocence of the couple, who do not know how to make babies. Fortunately, two aliens visit the house, both of whom are dwarves. P Tinto rejoices that he has children at last, though his UFO expert decorator is more suspicious.