If You Only Knew
Parker is a shy, aspiring writer who works as a telephone psychic by day and lives a lonely existence by night. Samantha is a painter who dreams of studying in Paris and has a habit of getting involved with the wrong men. When they bump into each other in a Manhattan flower shop, it's love at first sight for Parker. After his apartment burns down and his search for a new one goes nowhere, fate provides an opportunity: Samantha happens to have an affordable room available, and she likes having male roommates -- but only if they're gay. Desperate, Parker decides to take the plunge, and passes himself off as a gay friend of a friend. An inevitable comedy of errors ensues, as Parker desperately tries to keep Samantha from learning his two secrets: 1) he's not gay, and 2) he's falling head-over-heels in love with her.
Johnathon Schaech, Alison Eastwood, Gabrielle Anwar, James LeGros, Paul Sampson, David Markey, Annie Corley, Frank Vincent, Lainie Kazan, Joey Travolta, David Snedeker, Rainbow Mars, Tiffany Fraser, Miguel A Nunez Jr., Dayna Danika, Victor J Pancerev, Blumes Tracy, David E. Ornston, Jo Yang, Robbi Firestone, Vanessa A Londino, Tina Horali, Doyle McCurley, Bootsie Cairns, Alexander Sferrazza