I Woke Up Early the Day I Died
An hommage to the so bad they're good epics of Ed Wood, Jr. The Thief is a transvestite who begins by escaping from a mental hospital. He finds money, but manages to lose it again at a funeral attended by a bunch of eccentrics. He devotes himself to tracking them down and murdering them one by one, in an attempt to recover his cash.
Billy Zane, Ron Perlman, Tippi Hedren, Andrew McCarthy, Will Patton, Carel Struycken, Max Perlich, John Ritter, Sandra Bernhard, Eartha Kitt, Ann Magnuson, Maila Nurmi, Abraham Benrubi, Karen Black, Christina Ricci, Summer Phoenix, Conrad Brooks, Nicollette Sheridan, Ricky Schroder, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Steven Weber, Kathleen Wood